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Hey. I'm Cat. I'm just a hopeless teenager that no one cares about and I wish life came with instructions.

mentalfacts:

**Factlikely to be struck by lightning than women!

mentalfacts:

**Factlikely to be struck by lightning than women!

— 2 hours ago with 19 notes
spiritdick:

I want to know why


I want to know how

spiritdick:

I want to know why

I want to know how

(Source: ahlistoquevillero, via gnarly)

— 2 hours ago with 119232 notes
warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

(via cardinalsarered)

— 2 hours ago with 239177 notes
generalelectric:

A cauliflower gets an MRI scan at GE’s Global Research Center in Munich, Germany. Image sequenced using 5mm slices. 

generalelectric:

A cauliflower gets an MRI scan at GE’s Global Research Center in Munich, Germany. Image sequenced using 5mm slices. 

— 2 hours ago with 23390 notes
sea-dilemma:

Because this country values sports over intelligence.

sea-dilemma:

Because this country values sports over intelligence.

(Source: obamaflakes, via chelseabriannaa)

— 2 hours ago with 101276 notes
colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

(Source: biencorrect, via obi-wan-the-cannoli)

— 3 hours ago with 401213 notes
alicehopewalker:

are you kidding me i would love this

alicehopewalker:

are you kidding me i would love this

(via itsyourknight)

— 3 hours ago with 252416 notes
Outernet:you know my name not my story
Internet:you know my story not my name
— 3 hours ago
#cat has feelings too 

aloft-in-the-stars:

how people think I draw

how I really draw

— 3 hours ago with 79 notes

a3dp:

Artist problems… I can relate.

(Source: youtube.com)

— 3 hours ago with 146 notes

thephoebster:

Whenever anyone asks me to draw something on the spot or watches me while I draw, this happens..

— 4 hours ago with 180 notes